a little penguin in: how am i just now hearing about the Kris Kross/Another Bad Creation feud?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a little penguin in: her finances are fuuuuuucked. 

a little penguin in: writer’s block

a little penguin in: a masterpiece

a little penguin in: buying toilet paper, an 8-15 minute ordeal

a little penguin in: just watching the time roll by, day-in, day-out

a little penguin in: oversleeping, a daily ritual

a little penguin in: shame, or, blowing up my boyfriend’s phone at 2am with more dramatic, insecure bullshit

a little penguin in: teaching your little brother how to roll a Dutch

a little penguin in: hitting up the medicine cabinet at that guy you work with’s dinner party